Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.

Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.

by UnTen May 22, 2022

Microwave God

God of microwaves, They are so much better than toasters and ovens or stoves

Microwave.exe has stopped working

Hey I forgot to pray to the microwave god today :(, *gets struck by lightning*

by microwave-overlord November 11, 2020

God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"

Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro

by Renegade69 July 25, 2016

Rizz God

Something that Jameer Mathew's and Elijah Ward both are, along with the rizz demon Calvin Mason.

Damn Eli you a Rizz God

by Nyyafterdark March 30, 2022

Rizz god

Rizz god rumored to be the rizzest of all aka Jolay

Your just like the Rizz god from long ago, you get BITCHES!!

by Soulvex March 31, 2024

Rizz god

Rizz god means massive rizzz a person that had massive rizz i know is Romeo he rizzes up Isis all the time

Romeo walked up to Isis and said come here and she did which is massive rizz god

by The real rizz god December 27, 2022

Rizz God

Elias BETTIS Roberts

damn that nigga is a rizz god

by bettis123456 January 18, 2023