Prolly the most boring place to live on the planter earth. If you are in the class of '18, u get fucked up every weekend
"Augusta Kansas is this place to party"
by Dylmitch February 8, 2016
While having intercourse, the male rotates while penetrating the female until she loses consciousness, much like the tornado in “The Wizard of Oz”. When she awakes, you must be in a witch costume or else she’ll be allowed to crush you with her house.
My wife and I have been looking for new ways to spice things up. Just last week we tried a Kansas Smackdown, and boy was I unprepared.
by Realboy69420 August 19, 2021
The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.
by Sam Eugene June 25, 2017
A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.
“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”
by WaltonT October 14, 2023
Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!
by Asshole Strawboss December 23, 2022
A sexual position where the male spins the female around on a bed and licks their clitoris. After that the make inserts into the female's ass and spins around until climax.
by Goddamnit James May 2, 2018
by INFIRESMAN February 6, 2019