tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!
“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
by hatetanner4life August 25, 2023
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He could be mean he can break your heart but if you meet a Tanner make sure to keep him as a friend or maybe even a best friend or more
by Emma1527 July 6, 2021
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Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.
Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.
by BigBoyBinsky November 7, 2023
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That one 13yo with a huge horsecock that will fuck the life out of sadi.
by Sadisthiccprettymuchboyfreind November 16, 2020
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When tanners in a group chat with other people he likes to argue that he’s always right and when he wrong throws a fit
by To333sss January 24, 2022
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Someone named tanner is really good at tricks and flips
by Soccer is the sport13 September 4, 2019
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Has a huge cock and good at lacrosse
Random hot girl: Is that Tanner

Other hot girl: the one with the massive cock?
Tanner: waddup Niggas
Both of the girls: *wet as shit*
by TannerLax February 9, 2022
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