bulk never rests

like death, "bulk" (fat) never takes a vacation or rests ! it CONSTANTLY "stalks" the human , looking for free lodging

IF the bulk is looking for lodging! , it can PAY RENT ! ($2,000 for an "efficiency" 'compartment' ?? !!)

jim had sixteen more beers and a shit sammich , not worrying that bulk never rests

lauren ONCE had a perky butt , but bulk never rests !

jeff: she's got a FAT ASS !! dean: bulk never rests !

by michael foolsley July 6, 2023

Resting smart ass face

When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.

David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.

by Clvegrl March 30, 2020

Resting my eyes

Made up by muzz! Years agoooo

I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes

by Resting my eyes September 21, 2020

arm rest

Small friend

Tall guy: Hi arm rest
*rests arms on small friends shoulder*

by LocalOldMan November 4, 2019

Resting Poutface

When your dog is pissed off and wants to let you know about it.

Him: Why does Tina act so bitchy when you feed her dry dog food

Her: she's not bitchy she just has Resting Poutface.

by Elkcorn October 11, 2020

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

resting hitch face

The happy smiling face a seasoned hitchhiker wears while thumbing a ride.

Did you see that dirty hippy get that ride in only 5 minutes, he had resting hitch face.

by Marble1779 January 1, 2018