April 13th

National Virgin Day, so if you're born on this day you're going to be a virgin forever

Person #1: Yo! It's my birthday!
Person #2: Ew you were born on April 13th? Hah VIRGIN

by Fuck Money Get Hoes April 5, 2020

April 13th

The Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes in 2006.

It’s April 13th! Remember 2006, when Neil Banged Out the Tunes?

by A Possum April 13, 2020

April 13th

HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS DATE MEANS.
ONLY, YOU WON'T.
MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT APRIL 13TH IS WHEN NO ONE GETS THE JOKE.
EVERYONE WHO DIDN'T READ THIS BATSHIT COMIC DOESN'T GET IT.
SO, IT'S SADDENING TO SEE NO ONE MAKING ROOM FOR APRIL 13TH.

TO BE THIS COMIC'S FAN IS A CURSE.
UNTIL YOU STOP READING. THEN YOU'RE CURED.

COULD YOU READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY SENTENCE?
-KARKAT

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, April 13th, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today that people will recognize this date.

by carcIn0GenetIcIst April 14, 2021

April 13th

national fuck a friend day!

for example, on april 13th, you would fuck one of your friends and it wouldn’t mean anything!

by milfmommy360 April 12, 2022

Friday, November 13th

Ask out a girl you have only known for 2 days day. Even though you haven't known her very long it won't hurt to go on a nice date. Dont back down this relationship has potential so please ask that special girl out and don't be a fucking pussy :)

Yo its Friday, November 13th you should ask Amanda out ;).

by Lukehhhhhhhhhh November 13, 2020

Friday the 13th

Give Head

Pwetty pwease give head🥺 its friday the 13th

by Dingerbat January 13, 2023

13th September

THE DAY MY HANDSOME CRUSH WAS BORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

person1 : "happy bday"

person2: "wow I didn't know you remembered my bday being on 13th September!"

person1: "of course I would. I LIKE you."

(i actually have a crush born on this day but im way too shy to talk to him) -Author

by al_aa September 4, 2023