Oprah Winfrey 

A snake s stupid lying backstabbing hoe who gave two frauds a platform who haven’t been abused she wouldn’t be this big at all if it wasn’t for Michael Jackson if she haven’t interviewed him

You’re such an Oprah Winfrey t

Oprah Winfrey by Dooche1456 March 6, 2023

Winfred 

Winfred is an amazing guy. He's quiet, but one of the coolest friends you could ever have. Every Winfred has a bae, and treats them kindly. You can trust him with anything, and is one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet. Everyone needs a Winfred.

Girl 1: Omg, did you see Winfred?
Girl 2: Yes, he's quiet, but so cute!

Winfred by zboltz2 May 27, 2014

Oprah Winfreyism 

Most frequently seen on the Oprah Winfrey Show: quaint yet vapid and insipid New-Agey platitudes about life specifically designed to make you feel good about yourself so you 1) don't have to change anything and 2) don't have to ask yourself difficult questions that might make you think. They often assume the Bible is the answer to all life's problems. Replete with words like "inner self," "sharing," "healing," "New Earth healer," "Deepak Chopra," Doctor Phil" etc.

OprahBot 1.0: Did you see the latest episode of Oprah? She told me that I need to be a guru to my child and that the Bible holds all the answers!

Me: come on...those are just Oprah Winfreyisms and you know it...you're better than that.

OprahBot 1.0: HERETIC! GET HIM, FELLOW DISENFRANCHISED AND BORED HOUSEWIVES! punchpunchpunchkickkickstabstab

Oprah Winfreyism by traumaturgist July 31, 2011

oprah winfreyphobia 

The fear of large black show hosts

I had to go to the dermatologist because of my Oprah Winfreyphobia

oprah winfreyphobia by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015

Winfree 

A particularly gorgeous female who tends to be only attracted to LaRussa's. Winfrees are typically from Texas, use funny Texan sayings like "whatever ropes your cattle" (a parody of "whatever floats your boat") or "go eat a cactus" (a parody of "go jump in a lake" because Texans are unaware of the presence of water on this earth). A very rare specimen, indeed!

Sam: Lilly, you're such a winfree!
Lilly: Thanks Sam! you're a total LaRussa. I'm therefore wildly attracted to you.
Sam: It's understandable.

Winfree by Sam LaRussa January 27, 2008

Wifrey 

To carry out the role of a house wife

A JEDI OF SEX AND HOUSE WIFREY

Wifrey by THERE MAY STILL BE A DUCK YET! March 22, 2011

winfred 

Winfred is amazing and so smart. Every time someone looks at her they can not look away. She is verry intrligent and gets amazing grades. She has a smile like no other, eyes that are stunning, rosy red checks ,and looks just like a irish princess. She is loved by meny especily her sister,And will be the smartest women in the world

stunning red winfred

winfred by Pie_face October 20, 2013