geoff

A non-offensive term replacing an expletive in a statement.

"you big geoff", "geoff off", "what the geoff was that for, you whupasaurus?!?"

by megahorse November 30, 2009

Geoff

Possibly the greatest guy ever, he has blonde hair, blue eyes, and is the best friend you could ask for!! He's pretty short, but has a great sense of humor about it. He is also really sick minded, but can be serious when he needs to be. Harbours an obsession with Rainbowdash from MLPFiM, and hates pinkie pie. He's sweet, generous, really smart, fun to be around and easy to crush on!

Also used as a definition of; Jacking off, or the art of hinting at a perverted version of anything and everything.

"I think I'm in love with Geoff!"
"Oh, hells no, bitch! Geoff's MY man!"

by #swagyolo17 May 4, 2013

Geoff

Any person named geoff is a mega faggot and enjoys it when they get extreme anal from Todd, Todd is his side dick and after you have sex with him and he cumms in your vag. He immediately goes to fuck Todd even if you want to talk or continue to make out he is so far in the closet that he can’t get out.

That guy just Geoffed me

by FemalePenale January 20, 2019

Geoff

The retarded spelling of Jeff

Geoff: I spell my name G.E.O.F.F.
Me: Kill yourself

by dick_pisser_765 April 8, 2021

Geoff

The idiotic way of trying to write Jeff. Geoff is not pronounced 'Jeff' its pronounced 'G-off'

"Do you see that idiot over their"
"Whats his name"
"Geoff"

by Not Geoff November 6, 2018

geoffe

To be long-winded and boring

E.g. This 1000 page document is geoffe

by FSL March 28, 2003

Geoff day

When you start drinking at 5 A.M. and pass out drunk before your kid wakes up.

My husband was supposed to take the kids to school, instead he pulled a Geoff day and didn't wake up until the evening.

by UMPiCK January 11, 2015