When someone absolutely drops nuts. Donking can be mental or physical but mostly acknowledged as physical.
Guy 1: See that firecracker go off the in Chapel? Jimmy donked hardcore! Trampled Pete's feet and everything, massive donker.

Guy 2: What about TK?

Guy 3: Yeah man he donked too but it was nothin' on Jimmy's donk.
by Martin Donker November 9, 2011
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A Donk is a silly dumbo.
It is used in the British Commuity.
You Silly Donk!
by Stanleyyyy July 29, 2018
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I was drinking my chocolate milkshake and then i donked everywhere. My cat donked all over my bed sheets last night. If you donk in my car your walking home.
by Benliambillytom September 30, 2013
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His penis is bigger than your mums, quite tall fucking dopey! ROCKS.....
by Travis Cobbledick June 4, 2019
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Insult. Short for donkey. When you friend says something dumb, you respond with calling them a 'donk'
Friend: where are my glasses?

Friend 2: they're on your head you donk
by Makingwordsinnit July 24, 2018
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