The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

The Breloom Technique by The_Lorax February 4, 2014

One Hand Technique 

The method used to unclasp, unhook, or otherwise remove a bra with strictly one hand. It's thought that being able to do such an action will largely impress a female cohort and convey that you are smooth and suave

"I couldn't remove my girlfriend's bra with one hand, what do you do?"
"My one hand technique essentially requires me to snap with the clasp between my finger and thumb."

One Hand Technique by Doc Roe July 16, 2008

immortal technique

a very intelligent, concerned, and nonetheless dope MC..roams the underground with a take no prisoners, no-bullshit, in your face, style

"using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven produces more digits than twenty-two divided by seven.." WHAA!?!?

immortal technique by Greg August 31, 2004

tile technique 

to count the ceiling tiles to prevent leering at a woman with an attractive ass, usually in a work enviornment in order to prevent a "sexual harrasment issues .

Hey Freddie, I had to use the tile technique today with this sweet bootie woman. Did you know that hallway has 107 rows of tiles on it

tile technique by Harold N. April 1, 2007

Lotus technique 

Lotus technique was a complex form of sexual pleasure created by nabeel shah back in his prime days. After many days and nights of perfecting the technique he finally completed it leaving many shaking for days.

“Damn boy have you heard of the nabeel lotus technique”

Lotus technique by Haripu sea June 3, 2021

Finisher (Technique) 

A technique that a girl will use during sex to finish you off (make you reach orgasm) while she's riding you, stroking you, etc.

Examples of "finishers" a girl may use on you right before you cum
- Biting her lip, smiling, and staring into your eyes
- Leaning towards you until she's right in front of your face
- Grabbing you by the wrists and pinning your arms over your head
- Squeezing your erection as hard as possible with her vaginal muscles
- Leaning over you, grabbing the headboard, and riding you even harder
- Rubbing / stroking your chest, legs, neck, abs, arms, back, shoulders etc.
- Slowly sliding her hands / nails along your chest and abdomen
- Raising her arms over her head and riding you hands-free
- Wrapping her arms / legs around you and squeezing you
- Putting her finger to your lips and saying “Sssshhhh!”
- Squirting all over you as she herself reaches orgasm
- Taking your face into her hands and kissing you deeply
- Hovering / shaking her breasts / ass above your face
- Grinning and starting at you with crazy, sexy eyes
- Swinging her head so that her hair whips around
- Sternly staring at you without saying anything
- Leaning down and kissing you passionately
- Dangling her hair above your face

- Grabbing you by the neck / throat / hair
- Whispering something sexy in your ear
- Saying something in a foreign language
- Covering your mouth with her hand
- Whipping you with a riding crop
- Thrusting / riding even harder
- Fondling / stroking your balls
- Increasing her pace / speed / friction
- Repeatedly shouting your name
- Staring at you with “bedroom eyes”
- Tickling you unexpectedly
- Moaning louder and harder
- Digging her nails into you
- Laughing / giggling
- Caressing you

Finisher (Technique)

Finisher (Technique) by GirlsTyingUpGuys November 26, 2022

The masturbating ninja technique 

When a gentlemen decides to enter the masturbatory stage of his day, he may decide to deploy the homo sapien style (standing up) only to realize his t-shirt drops down into penile range. To avoid ejaculate or any lubratory means being transferred onto ones personnel, the ninja technique is engaged by whipping the front flap of the t-shirt over the head to create a warm, stylish, and protective measure against the army of unbelievable stickiness.

Policeman 1: "We found this fine young lad frozen to death here in the arctic tundra'.
Policeman 2: "It looks like he's been out here for weeks and missed the warm soothing touch of a woman, and decided to literally take matters into his own hands".
Policeman 1: "Correctomundo. If only he had a mentor to teach him the ways of the masturbating ninja technique, he might have pulled through".
Policeman 2: "Hey! Yeah that's true. If only he kept his shirt flipped over his head with his shoulders covered instead of taking it completely off, he'd still be here today".
Policeman 1: "Poor, poor, uninformed bastard".

The masturbating ninja technique by dirk digglett March 31, 2015