don't tase me, bro

Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....

"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"

don't tase me, bro by osibisa November 21, 2007

don't tase me bro 

somthing a fag says before a security guard tases the shit out of him

"Don't tase me bro..oh owhoowowowhowowh owww.."

don't tase me bro by Ethan Winn October 9, 2007

dont tase me, bro 

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along

Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.

dont tase me, bro by James Louis March 22, 2008

don't tase me, bro!

A plea for mercy, as in "Please don't taser, beat, kick, shoot, etc... me." An ironic warring about the use of excessive force, even if the person screaming it was asking for it.

(Term from the Florida student who cried out the phrase.)

It's just a rough definition. Don't tase me, bro!

don't tase me, bro! by Man Machine October 3, 2007

don't tase me bro 

What one says when their rant/speech is interrupted by a good counter-point. Derived from Andrew Ryan who (debatably) resisted arrest and was tased while asking John Kerry some questions in Florida.

Guy 1: I love donuts, they're so good. I could eat them for the rest of my life and be happy.
Guy 2: They're fattening and would kill you in less than a month.
Guy 1: Don't tase me bro! I said I love donuts, dammit!

don't tase me bro by dougwastaken October 3, 2007

don't tase me bro 

an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.

"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"

don't tase me bro by totally dude April 6, 2008

don't tase me bro 

something you say when you get tased by the police, especially if you don't deserve to get tased

Don't tase me bro, let me speak.

don't tase me bro by BDavidM October 5, 2007