a beautiful town were ppl vacation and around every corner is some lazy ass cop. a town were cops aint got shit to do but pull people over for no reason.
be sure to wear your seatbelt in sturgeon bay wisconsin or else rocky'll pull ya over!
by dld January 11, 2007
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A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.
He has a face like Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sack.
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An absolute G or an Absolute Cretin depending on who you ask.
What an absolute Sturgeon!
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Sturgeon is a fish that likes to swim in the deep and when you hook it it kinda rolls so it rolls in the deep and rolling in the deep is an adel song and a Dell is a computer and HP is also a computer but it's also A1, like the sauce, but in Canada, and A1 is the best. 🙂
So sturgeon, is another term for "cool" "the best" or "groovy"
Got an extra ticket for the superbowl game, wanna go?
Hell yeah bro that's Sturgeon!
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A beautiful lovely teacher that teaches the best design and is one of the most amazing beautiful souls to ever bless the planet thank you goodnight.
Damn! Check out Robert Sturgeon
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Those two are Sturgeoning for “gold
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A Mixed Alcoholic Beverage

In a tumbler glass, mix the following ingredients in order:

1. Three ice cubes,
2. 3 oz your choice vodka,

3. 1 oz cream, and
4. Sturgeon caviar

Mix,

Enjoy!
I so want a Sturgeon Sundae right now.
by jeffrey5fingerz January 31, 2017
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