Sneezer teaser

When you sneeze while pooping and the sneeze pushes the poop out a bit for a second but then it gets sucked back in.

Honey, I sneezed while pooping but it was just a sneezer teaser.

by HanieFannie November 25, 2021

half-sneezer

noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.

Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!

by archangel77777 October 5, 2011

Sneezer pooper

The person who says "bless you" when your about to sneeze. But then you dont sneeze because of him

Guy1: aaaaaahhhhh.....
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: god damb it man now im not sneezing! Your such a sneezer pooper...

by Snivy641 December 28, 2015

Sneezer Pleaser

When a person uses mucus filled saliva (Lug-gee) as lubricate for hand job.

Hey this girl just jerked me off and had mucus (snot) all in her spit and she called it a sneezer pleaser.

by Nicholas Torres May 16, 2019

cloud sneezer

People who sneeze when they look at the sky.

People who are extremely high.

"I heard that timmy was allergic to the sky, what a cloud sneezer."

"Did you know Jake was doing drugs in his car, I should stop hanging out with a cloud sneezer like him."

by Neatly Folded Towels July 26, 2022