The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand-jobs simulating the motions of a cross-country skier. This action is usually performed while ‘Sitting Bitch’ in a pickup truck (front seat center position) but any vehicle with a bench seat will suffice.
The truck driver and his toothless uncle were so pleased with Brian’s ‘Skiing’ that they ‘FingerBlasted’ his ‘Bung Hole’ as a means of saying thank you.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
The folks back home told him it was impossible to ski across the Sahara Desert but Brian is the Men’s Freestyle Hand-Job Champion if anyone could do it, He can.
by cRAZY kooT August 29, 2002
A term you would use to identify the well hung Polish man you met in the john. Because you were so drunk you cant remember which was longer; his johnson, or the first part of his last name.
by Funkywhitemonkey33 September 30, 2018
by ROBOT JUAN TOO 3 September 18, 2006
A term you would use to identify the well hung Polish man you met in the john. Because you were so drunk you cant remember which was longer; his johnson, or the first part of his last name.
by Funkywhitemonkey33 September 30, 2018
The new sport in the action sports community. Skiing is just as awesome and fun as snowboarding. People who think skiing is for faggots need to grow up.
Person 1: I used to think skiing was totally gay, but then I watched some sweet skiing videos online and I realized that its just as good a snowboarding.
by TheMatT February 28, 2012
by onetwothree1234567 February 7, 2010
A common nickname for a Polish person (often at college, in the military, or in groups with people with varying ethnicities or backgrounds) due to the prevalance of "ski" at the end of Polish last names. Also used as a convenient shortcut from lengthy, consonant-ridden Polish names.
by Dan3 August 11, 2006