Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.

At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

by HHMTB June 02, 2010

amogus (singular)

(n) The life-form, otherwise known as the crewmate, is most often used in a singular sense along with the adjective 'sus,' meaning suspicious.

"that amogus (singular) looks extra sus, I think they are the imposter."

by the_flyingfish September 10, 2021

Singular bed

A bed made for 1 person that means you ain't getting no pussy.

"Yo Bill, you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah man, I got a singular bed."

by Dank_Boi69 October 27, 2018

portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie July 22, 2008

Sexual Singularity

The ratio of men to women that will perpetuate peace on the planet. Under normal conditions, 105 men for every 100 women are born each generation, which sets the species for war and struggle and is the cause of persistent sexual harassment and male domination. A proportion of 80 men for every 100 women would close the gender income gap as it currently exist while 50/100 would more or less equilibrate the demand for sex between the two genders, which is around double for men in aggregate terms. In 2012, Femitheist suggested to bring it down to between 1 and 10 men for every 100 women, which would imply socializing women into having relationships with each other and a complete different understanding of society.

Man, I hope the United Nations apply the Sexual Singularity soon, whatever the new proportion is. I can't wait to have sex with the surplus of young Stacies and Beckies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! We've got it! The Sexual Singularity will smash the Patriarchy once and for all!

by Fransuti May 09, 2020

singular yike

When something is not problematic to use multiple yikes.

I have to write an essay for tomorrow. Singular yike.

by JaxonJackson March 12, 2020

Singular Creationist

A gamer who specializes in a certain class or race and will only digress from his specialization in the event of a missing healer or over abundance of said specialization.

Dave: Okay everybody, make your characters.

Tony: I'll be the fighter.

Dave: Tony you singular creationist, play as a mage for once, douche.

by Lee A-Dizzle August 10, 2007