Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
Get the cell phone schizomug. Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
by Harakiri445 February 17, 2021
Get the take your meds schizomug. a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.
by Crystal Glass November 19, 2010
Get the schizo shit-showmug. A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.
Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?
Or
Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
Or
Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015
Get the Schizo Stickmug. When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.
Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.
by thehappytwo March 15, 2025
Get the Infinite Schizo Loopmug. by Glenview April 7, 2025
Get the Schizo Premixmug. Double schizo when one schizophrenic is talking to another schizophrenic and one can see the others, delusions as delusions, but not delusions in their own mind even if they have the same exact symptoms but they cant differentiate their own subjective reality. it’s called double schizo
It can make a schizophrenic pause and see their insanity. 😂😂😂
It can make a schizophrenic pause and see their insanity. 😂😂😂
I can stop the Double schizo the people you are talking to are in your head aren’t real like mind…
(Hearing voices themself)
(Hearing voices themself)
by Schizoverse July 4, 2025
Get the Double schizomug.