schizo shit-show

a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.

That crazy bitch Maggie sure is a total schizo shit-show.

schizo shit-show by Crystal Glass November 19, 2010

Schizo Stick

A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.

Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?

Or

Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.

Schizo Stick by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015

Schizo Driver

(n) ˈskitsō ˈdrīvər
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.

The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.

The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?

The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!

The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?

Schizo Driver by Cocker and Co. March 22, 2022

Schizo Beanie 

A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.

M: "Yesterday, I linked schizo beanie fr."
H: "Make her wallet hurt, king."

Schizo Beanie by Aki in a trackie May 5, 2022

Schizo Sign Language 

When Mr.Halter is having a schizo attack and trying to communicate

"Oh look, Mr.Halter is doing his Schizo Sign Language again."

Schizo Sign Language by BlueQz May 11, 2023

Schizo Music 

A random assortment of noises/ sounds. These noises usually make you suicidal, and under intense circumstances, could give you permanent brain damage.

Hey did you hear jack404frog48114's latest drop on soundcloud? Shit gave me a stroke and I was in the hospital for 3 months. My friend heard it and he instantly killed himself like it was a fight or flight reaction. Shits crazy dog. Do Not Recommend.

Schizo Music is generally defined as a random assortment of sounds that make you hate existing on earth.

Schizo Music by Just_That_Kid_Down_The_Road July 28, 2023

Schizo Sparring 

Fighting your own imaginations. Just like shadow boxing but a little more lifelike.

Me and the gang(Imagination) were out doing some light schizo sparring before the workout.

Schizo Sparring by anonymous November 21, 2023