Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
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Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
by Harakiri445 February 17, 2021
Get the take your meds schizo mug.a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.
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"Schizo" is someone with an irrational macro-level fear, such as believing that tech companies are tracking your information to make you eat bugs. This is the fear or worry at the level of disembodied groups or abstractions - schizos are worried about a "they", or at a concept, but without an idea in mind of how their fear would be carried out realistically.
This is in contrast to "paranoid", which tends to mean irrational micro-level fear, such as believing your neighbor is plotting against you. Paranoia fear or worry at the level of specific identified people or things.
(Neither of these are clinical definitions; this is slang, and by definition colloquial.)
It can also be used as a prefix. "schizoconservatism" describes the kind of conservatism characteristic of InfoWars and QAnon. "schizonutrition" describes a bizarre and evidence-agnostic nutrition characteristic of solbrah. If you see schizo- used as a prefix in this way, just think “the conspiracy theory version of that.”
"Schizo" is someone with an irrational macro-level fear, such as believing that tech companies are tracking your information to make you eat bugs. This is the fear or worry at the level of disembodied groups or abstractions - schizos are worried about a "they", or at a concept, but without an idea in mind of how their fear would be carried out realistically.
This is in contrast to "paranoid", which tends to mean irrational micro-level fear, such as believing your neighbor is plotting against you. Paranoia fear or worry at the level of specific identified people or things.
(Neither of these are clinical definitions; this is slang, and by definition colloquial.)
It can also be used as a prefix. "schizoconservatism" describes the kind of conservatism characteristic of InfoWars and QAnon. "schizonutrition" describes a bizarre and evidence-agnostic nutrition characteristic of solbrah. If you see schizo- used as a prefix in this way, just think “the conspiracy theory version of that.”
Soandso keeps talking about how he "won't live in the pod" and "won't eat the bugs", this is such schizo shit oh my god.
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A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
A vehicular driver who is portrayed as, or found while currently seated, or near the vicinity of the vehicle under their possession, seem to spot an object or being with its visibility limited to the particular driver himself/herself, thus the spotted object or being is considered non-existent.
The Driver: Ayyyy Mike, have ye seen tha dumbass fucka just standing ova' there on the crosswalk? Imma run over this mothafucka over there.
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
The Passenger: I ain' seeing shi', what do ya mean?
The Driver: Look at the crosswalk dude, on the windshield!
The Passenger: There's no one standing there, NOR is there a crosswalk! Knew you wuz a Schizo Driver all along! You forgot to take your meds agin didn't you?
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