Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
Get the cell phone schizomug. Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.
by Harakiri445 February 17, 2021
Get the take your meds schizomug. a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.
by Crystal Glass November 19, 2010
Get the schizo shit-showmug. When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.
Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.
by thehappytwo March 15, 2025
Get the Infinite Schizo Loopmug. A marijuana cigarette (a.k.a a joint) with the name referencing the widely accepted research that marijuana is a direct cause for schizoid disorders such as schizophrenia.
Dude, get rid of that schizo stick, do you want to be bat shit crazy?
Or
Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
Or
Man, you look like a loser, get rid of that schizo stick before I call the mental institute in advance.
by LOLCAT69 January 10, 2015
Get the Schizo Stickmug. by Ohohyeah November 20, 2022
Get the going schizomug. A slang term used for a woman who has a particular set of mental inhibitions, who happens to be financially blessed. Often associated with broke boys trying to secure the bag.
by Aki in a trackie May 5, 2022
Get the Schizo Beaniemug.