cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.

Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.

by flogger up January 13, 2010

take your meds schizo

Take your medicine (you) schizophrenic.

Used when somebody goes on a schizophrenic, or schizophrenic-like ramble.

"JEWISH LIZARDMEN WANT TO EAT THE WHITE RACE ALIVE"
"take your meds schizo"

by Harakiri445 February 17, 2021

schizo shit-show

a: see entry for schizo and combine with an emotionally unstable sociopathic ego-maniac ; b: a term more specifically oriented towards the absurd psychosis of a crazy bitch.

That crazy bitch Maggie sure is a total schizo shit-show.

by Crystal Glass November 19, 2010

going schizo

When someone totally loses their shit on you and and you are incapable of dealing with it

Man that woman was going schizo on me when I asked her about whose number that was.

by Ohohyeah November 20, 2022

Schizo

What schizo's call people that make sense!!

1+1 = schizo 1+2 = not schizo

by Chonese October 26, 2022

schizo yap

to talk to oneself and/or saying random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro quit it with the schizo yap"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

Infinite Schizo Loop

When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.

Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.

by thehappytwo March 15, 2025