When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.
John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.
by Jimmy Odoul April 19, 2006
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To look at person as if looking at a tasty, juicy pork-chop
I went to a birthday party last night and this guy was pork-chopping me the whole time!
by JoshGuar February 9, 2015
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Excessive facial hair that doesn't connect with the hair on the chin or mustache region. usually worn by assholes stuck in the 50's or fucktards that are going bald and then try to act like their a skinhead to cover their fucking receding hair line. often makes the dickfart with them look non-hetero
Did you see the pork chops on that assholes face?

Damn, that guys pork chops look like they have nut on them!
by turkeyburglar June 19, 2008
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Clownish individuals, fools that are often the subject of demeaning, yet humorous shenanigans.
"Put these pork chops in the fridge, with the beers and the broads!"
by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003
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A man who grows massive side burns in the Shape of pork chops usually runs in the family.
Wow look at mattys pork chops they're fucking massive just like his dad's how mature.
by THE GPC July 12, 2016
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A term used to describe and deliciously hot chick.
When Phyllis puts on those fish-net stockings and red lipstick, she totally pork chops!
by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006
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