your health insurance now covers the reunion of lovers because loving and feeling good and sex strengthens our immune system. Longterm investment in global health they call it, its really just your good old boogie woogie.
Zi: "the way you're holding me really strengthens my immune system. can i get some extra dopamin by sitting on your lap? I just wanna face you and hug you and kiss you some more. maybe make me come too as recommended by the NHS"
Zo: "make it hard so i can prepare for the virus, love. give it all."
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A pratically non existent town 20 miles southeast of Conway.
If you're looking for modernization, you've come to the wrong place.
There are some nice farms and camps for you outdoorsy types.
The name comes from the town seperating itself from Effingham, the next town over.
A town without stoplights or gas stations.
It's population more than triples during the summer, when all of the tourist come to visit. The closest mall is an hour away. It takes about two seconds to get to the Maine line. The closest highschool is a 35 minute bus ride. The people aren't too bad, if only there were more of them.
On the plus side, there's an ice cream shop and a pizza place, plus the crime watch is always low.

After a while it's decent, you get used to it.
Bob: I just moved out of Freedom, NH
Fred: There goes half it's population
by abcdefghi! August 4, 2008
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One of the fanciest towns in NH. High taxes. Whole Foods. You name it, pretty much the closest we get to thto OC in NH.
“My friend from Bedford NH has a huge house with a pool and a huge yard.”
by 603lord April 17, 2018
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The tinyiest town in NH that has absolutely NOTHING going for it. There are monthly bomb threats, fire drills, and of course, completely RETARDED people.
People who live in Milton, NH are ashamed to say so.
by Sarah Mathews June 20, 2008
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#1 Drug dealing' spot in NH (I89 and I93 meet here, buyers are able to come easily from Maine, Vermont, and Massachusetts).

Stereotypically known as very wealthy town. One town joke is that the school cop car is a Lincoln SUV so that it will fit in with the cars the high school students drive.

Generally a good place to raise children and have a family, as long as your children don't get eaten by the foxes, Fischer cats, moose, bear, etc.

Teenagers either party all the time (alcohol and weed are very present at the parties), or work a lot to earn money so they can do more interesting things with their free time.
We can get the best drug deals in Bow, NH.

Those spoiled brats that go to high school in Bow, NH party all the time, and when they get kicked out of the National Honor Society because of partying, their wealthy parents hire a lawyer and threaten to sue the school.
by Mr. Franky Jr. November 14, 2011
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1. Supplier of most heroin in New England states

2. Heroin heaven nickname for Newport
I was in Newport NH and I swear I saw a heroin house
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Nothing. This town has nothing. One little convenience store, that's it.
*points at air*
Oh look! There's Nottingham, NH.
by Shmian August 3, 2009
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