by CordsCords November 24, 2006
That prostitute was a phenomenal ball gargler... She sucked my balls clean while my flesh rocket tickled her chorus organ, then I blew my man sauce straight down her throat.
by solder July 29, 2011
by Timmay is the man February 15, 2007
by XxDildo_lordxx December 1, 2014
1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009
Almost the opposite of a rusty trombone, in which, while fellating a male, you insert your fingers into their anus.
by Michael Jeffrey December 11, 2008
by Gargler1999 July 17, 2023