ass eating cannibal 

Skin walkers legal name

Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.

ass eating cannibal by Mothtofi September 1, 2023

Ass eating cannibal 

Skin walkers but kubz scouts version

“I don’t like calling then skinwalkers but I like calling them ass eating cannibals”

Ass eating cannibal by Pigeonmumbojumbo September 1, 2023

ass eating slasher 

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

ass eating slasher by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

Ass Eating Season

Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

Ass Eating Season by W0RDM4K3R February 14, 2021

Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.

Ass eating season by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The universal scientific law which states that for every ass-eater, there must be an accompanying ass-eatee to maintain the balance between both sides of the ass-eating spectrum. For every person who claims to be both, there must also exist a person that claims to be neither. Similar to Newton’s Law of Equal and Opposite Reactions.

Person 1: Dude I absolutely love eating ass, what about you?
Person 2: Actually, I enjoy getting my ass eaten, which means the two of us successfully satisfy the Law of Ass Eating Conservation

The Law of Ass Eating Conservation by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 18, 2021

ass eating season

It's that type of season where you need to eat all the ass.

Dude 1"Dude it's that type of season." Dude 2 "What season". Dude 1 ass eating season

ass eating season by Boi it's katilyn October 22, 2017