Having a Deployment Pal occurs when, a person get deployed due to miltary service. While he/she is away, a certain non-close friend will talk to them throughout the deployment, and will make plans and what not. When the person gets home from his/her deployment. Their pal has no intentions of fullfilling said plans.
Mark: Hey Jenny I'm home from iraq! Finally! Now lets go and do all that cool shit we planned!
Jenny: Mark i cant tonight i'm busy.
Mark: But i thought you said you were excited for me to come home, and wanted to hang out and shit? What are you busy with?
Jenny: I cant Mark, I'm just to busy
Mark: What a Deployment Pal bitch!
Jenny: Mark i cant tonight i'm busy.
Mark: But i thought you said you were excited for me to come home, and wanted to hang out and shit? What are you busy with?
Jenny: I cant Mark, I'm just to busy
Mark: What a Deployment Pal bitch!
by Awesome Oh April 29, 2009
Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.
"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"
"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"
"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"
by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010
A national guard staff sergeant that comes mid way through a deployment is thick but not normal thick three c's thick with a face you sit on.
A god among the soldiers
A god among the soldiers
by BAGheroRAM April 20, 2020
Babies born to soldier's wives after they have been deployed overseas to fight.
Pictures of pregnant women with their soon to be departing soldiers represent the symbolism of what a deployment baby is.
Unique for war times.
Usually, the mother is a respectable woman, unless she is a deployment slut
Pictures of pregnant women with their soon to be departing soldiers represent the symbolism of what a deployment baby is.
Unique for war times.
Usually, the mother is a respectable woman, unless she is a deployment slut
John: Hey, why are you so said, mate?
Roger: My wife is 8 months pregnant with twins, and we are still on tour for another seven months...
John: Well, now you can be the proud father of deployment babies.
Roger: If we make it out of here...
Roger: My wife is 8 months pregnant with twins, and we are still on tour for another seven months...
John: Well, now you can be the proud father of deployment babies.
Roger: If we make it out of here...
by g-diggity June 21, 2008
n. a bonus in attractiveness females in the military gain when they are deployed to forward combat zone. For example, if one were to grade women on a scale of 1-10, a real-world grade of 3 would get a deployment handicap of +5, resulting in a composite score of 8. The amount of the handicap can vary on the length of the deployment and the quantity of other females in the forward combat zone.
This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.
Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
This bonus is in no way related to any conscious effort on the part of a female to improve her appeal during the deployment, such as far-fetched plans to lose 20 pounds. The handicap has its roots in men who do not want to penalize themselves for lowering their standards during lengthy deployments and need to justify the cow they find themselves fucking. Frequently used to describe the phenomenon of young, fit, attractive males sleeping with fat, ugly bitches while they are deployed.
Excessive application of a deployment handicap may result in deployment pussy.
by Dirty Gil January 18, 2009
A homely woman who becomes attractive on a deployment. She normally hooks up with people of higher rank than her.
by LnNChrg January 12, 2014
A term to describe in the workplace where there is only one girl that is working alongside with a bunch of dudes. The girl is not attractive, but since she is the only girl, the girl behaves as if she is one.
Jim: Britney really needs to stop acting like a deployment princess. It's very annoying and is frankly, disgusting.
Brad: I know right, someone should go tell it to her face to let her know how we feel.
Brad: I know right, someone should go tell it to her face to let her know how we feel.
by CrzycocoX January 18, 2016