a very foul sex act ... where a man uses maple syrup as lube to fuck a moose in the ass while the female sex partner (wearing a gretzky jersey and has a hockey stick in her ass) is using the antlers of the live moose as a dildo... this will most likely cause a bloody mess that will be caught by the stanley cup itself... AND this is all done as a mountie is jerking off until he cums into the stanley cup and when it is all said and done the mountie will drink from the stanley cup
"Yooo i was checking out a video wit canada's history and your mom starred in it"
"Really??? im gonna have to check it out... i didnt know i was canadian"
"Really??? im gonna have to check it out... i didnt know i was canadian"
by j.mat20 February 6, 2010
Man 1: Did you see what that girl did with her beaver?
Man 2: No, what did she do?
Man 1: She performed Canada's History five times in a row!
Man 2: She'll end up on tv for that for sure!
Man 2: No, what did she do?
Man 1: She performed Canada's History five times in a row!
Man 2: She'll end up on tv for that for sure!
by fishtarterseagullbeaverdude February 5, 2010
by canada-esque February 4, 2010
Sexual act where a woman drinks Canadian Whiskey out of a Stanley Cup, while a man puts both his hands in her ass and both his feet in her vagina, using maple syrup as a lubricant. The Man usually wears moose antlers on his head.
by CNation1 February 5, 2010
An erotic sexual act to welcome the end of winter and the coming of the spring. The woman is cradled in the majestic antlers of a fallen moose, reciting Margaret Atwood poetry. A mountie lovingly drizzles warm maple syrup all over her body. The mountie then kneels before the woman, representing the sovereignty of the queen, and selflessly performs cunnilungus on her. When she has come once, he uses a dildo in the shape of Ryan Gosling's penis (which is large) until she ejaculates into the Stanley Cup. The mountie then gladly drinks the warm liquid and sings "Oh Canada."
by Sarah McLachlan's Love Child February 5, 2010
by envia February 6, 2010
A sexual act so depraved that it can only be described as "putting it all in there." "Putting it all in there" is in fact the hardest part about performing Canada's History. It has also been referred to as "The Beaver."
You: Man last night me and me girl did Canada's History
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
Your Friend: *vomits out of awe and jealousy*
by JessicaSki February 5, 2010