One that happens when a lady orders a diner and then awaits...for the blonde to reappear to ring up? and cash out. it's almost like a blonde out at that point...
by blood user October 2, 2003
1: you may or may not be blond headed, but u have a moment when you forget something very obvious or ask a stupid question. you can have one either on purpose or by accident. dont mistake it with stupid .
by The adventures of Bob and Tim September 5, 2005
I am a blonde, k. And I am very intelligent. But, like all blondes, I have blonde moments. Also called a BM
Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Blonde moments are brief periods of
1.) Upmost Stupidity
2.) Talking Bollocks
3.) Being Slow on The Uptake
4.) Stupid Randomess
Example Of Blonde Moment 1.) Upmost Stupidity
Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.
Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.
Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM
Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake
Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!
Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
Blonde Person: Whats the time?
Normal Person: Its time you got a watch
Blonde Person: *Shows watch* But I alredy have one.
Example Of Blonde Moment 2.) Talking Bollocks
This one is really hard to explain unless you actually do it or see someone doing it. Its can also be jumbling your words up.
Normal Teacher: Whats a alliteration
Blond Person: Its one of those poems where deres a word going down and de lines starting from da letters. *thinks* No thats Acrostic Poems
Other Student: Miss shes talking bollocks again!
Blond: Must of been a BM
Example Of Blonde Moment 3.) Being Slow On The Uptake
Friend 1: Noo Katie you cant come on the bus to the town with us
Friend 2: Yeah we aint got enough money to pay for you
Blonde Person: I wil pay
Friend 1: Noo noo! Katie im sorry!
Blond Person: Honestly I will pay!
Friend 2 leans over and hisses: We dont want katie with us! We can afford it!
Blonde Person: Oh.... Bm!
Example Of Blonde Moment 4.) Stupid Randomness
Dude: Dudette your a cheeze muffin
*later that day*
Blonde person: OMG!!!! HE CALLED U A CHEEZE MUFFIN! OMFG OMFG HE LOVES YOU HE LUVS YOU!!!!
Everyone Else: Okayyyyyyy
by Cinderninja May 2, 2008
<Blondieus Momentum>
When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
When a person (usually a blonde) does something so ridiculously stupid and obvious a 7 year old could figure out
The reason why it's called a "blonde" moment is because of the acts that blondes do. It also happens to blondes the most or girly girls.
<Chelsea> Jadden concentrate on your work!
<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?
<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
<Jadden> Isn't that stuff in my orange juice?
<Chelsea> Oh My God! you just had a Blond Moment!
by ErnestTehNoob May 5, 2009
A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term
What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'
by Dem O'crat January 31, 2008
Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.
Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.
Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.
by Nykky July 13, 2005
Kelly (not born blonde): As I was leaving for work today I couldn't find my keys. I looked everywhere in the store and even asked my friend to help me look for them. When I got to my car, I found them... I locked them in my car.
James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.
Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.
James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.
James: Haha, you had a blonde moment.
Kelly: I'm not blonde, though.
James: My bad, you had a pseudo-blonde moment.
by Jimbabwe88 July 3, 2011