Eggnog Abstinence 

One practices this in the weeks/months before christmas when eggnog is first in grocery stores. The idea is that you save the first sip of eggnog until near christmas, and the longer you wait the better it will taste.

Guy 1: dude you want some eggnog, nothing better than eggnog by the poolside dude to counter that summer heat!
Guy 2: You're messin up bro, I practice eggnog abstinence every year.....so thanks..

Eggnog Abstinence by WallaceNolanB November 13, 2011

The Abstinence 

A sexual position in which the two partners engage in various activities of a sexual manner but don't engage in sexual intercourse.

"Honey, I'm on my period."
"That's okay. We can just do the Abstinence."

The Abstinence by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡*) May 15, 2013

Involuntary Abstinence 

When someone (typically a college student) has a fanciful desire to consume alcohol with some fellow mates and get crazy intoxicated, but doesn't have anyone to do so with (due to no close friends or social groups). They are most likely still an alcohol virgin because of this.

High school friend: Hey bud haven't seen you in a long time! How ya been?

Me: Pretty good, university life has been pretty awesome and wild here. Exams are coming soon though so it's getting pretty stressful

High school friend: That's nice! Nothing like a few shots of tequila to help alleviate all that stress

Me: Oh I don't drink alcohol

High school friend: Oh why not? Are you practicing abstinence?!

Me: Bruh of course not, it's just that I have involuntary abstinence...

High school friend: Ah, I understand.

Involuntary Abstinence by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2019

abstinence 

The other definitions here are actually wrong.Abstinence I the act of not doing, I.e abstaining from any choice that could be perceived as immoral. This can and often does refer to sex but can also refer to alcohol, drugs, or other things.

Matt wants to focus on his classes and will choose abstinence at the party.

abstinence by Kaon the Spirit December 12, 2013

Abstinence Masturbation 

The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.

Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life

Abstinence Masturbation by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014

abstinence 

The best type of STD pervention. Close your legs and no diseases come in.

The AIDS virus can easily go through the latex molecules in a condom.

abstinence by GANJAMAN March 24, 2005

abstinence 

Although it's the most fail-proof method of contraception, it's also the least fun. The word abstinence can mean refraining from something, e.g. abstinence from alcohol or drugs. But abstinence from sex is about as fun as watching paint dry. Various groups promoting abstinence use propaganda to get their way, such as videos of a couple having sex getting covered in horrible sores and dying in flames.

Abstinence group: Abstinence gets you into heaven! If you have sex outside of marriage, God will give you herpes, AIDS and all sorts of STDs!
Anyone with a brain: God doesn't give you herpes, unsafe sex does. Just use a fucking condom!

abstinence by driftking18594 February 16, 2010