The art in leaving a campground without a trace of you ever being there.
Grab your stuff, let's ninja vanish.
by shermstyles January 10, 2014
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When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.

While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.
by the macstablishment July 5, 2011
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Something that when you sniff it gets you HORNY
Why are you soo horny?
Because I have been sniffing Nail Vanish
by PeanutButterJellyTime January 9, 2008
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When a girl is about to cum pulling out and throwing sand in her pussy and screaming "Ninja Vanish." Then running out of the room.
I got laid last night, but i didnt like her so i pulled a ninja vanish.
by Darkrage November 28, 2007
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When an individual flatulates in public and promptly flees the area prior to acknologement of the foul odor.
I had beer farts this morning at work, had to pull the ol' ninja vanish.
by MonkeyHustler March 18, 2007
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Said by some shitty ass green bird/owl if you don’t do your lessons. It claims Duolingo’s main language is Spanish. So that’s why the shitty asshole says SPANISH OR VANISH YOU STUPID HEAD
Me: decides I studied enough Japanese for the day
Duolingo:
Spanish or Vanish and btw beg for your family back in Japanese
Me: KU DA SA I
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 June 7, 2023
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It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically
Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!
by rtalati January 25, 2022
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