Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.
Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"
Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."
Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."
by Senator Assface August 6, 2006
The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred)
Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."
Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."
by BradyC October 30, 2007
by guy15 October 26, 2010
wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.
by mbomb May 2, 2007
by Dex` March 7, 2006
No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.
Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?
Chuck Norris: What is it
Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....
(Awkward Pause)
Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(
Chuck Norris: What is it
Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....
(Awkward Pause)
Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(
by PLopPLopFizzFizz June 3, 2010
A martial artist who thinks he is the shit but got his ass kicked by Bruce Lee on several occasions. The again, he is still alive so I guess that has to count for something.
by Shimer April 1, 2006