Eight-legged demon created in the depths of hell.
Holy shit there’s a spider on my wall.
by SpooderEl September 14, 2019
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Something you run the hell away from, and no one knows why.
noun: WTF is that i spider!? GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THAT!
by Professor Yeeticus March 11, 2019
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1. An 8-legged arachnid (not an insect). Some species are venomous, such as the Black Widow, while others are not.

2. The scariest fuckin' things you will ever lay eyes on.
Hey dude, come check out this poisonous spider!

Oh, come on, I highly doubt that it's---AAH, MY EYE!!
by kefeinberger November 24, 2014
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A feline possessing one or more of the following qualities, especially one possessing all of them: homosexuality, retardation, hideousness, a shit-head personality, an overall disturbed nature.

Also, a feline that is the product of mutations due to close proximity to a meth lab during development.
Yeah, she finally got a cat, just like she wanted to. Too bad it ended up being such a Spider.
by Continuum muunitnoC July 30, 2008
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A pimp like reploid who uses playing cards as a weapon as a tribute to X-Man character Gambit. He later sacrifices himself to save X and Zero but in reality it was all an act by Redips who posed as Spider to get Supra Force Metal.
Spider is Redips spelled backwards LOLOL!!!!
by ZOMG August 8, 2005
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I knew what was going to be your answer? Sorry I feel like I'm writing in 2 personas more and more.. 1 in pain, my head. My heart spilling my love.. I know which I prefer feeling and writing about

I know, I don't think at all. Love utterly blinds me, it's simultaneously my greatest weakness and strength

Your best friend is a spider? ..that's not quite so cute as your usual animal references..

I feel like there's something I'm missing from your story.. an the moral of it.. sorry my head is just.. not working

I'm amazed Im here tonight.. an somehow.. your words are helping a little.. do feel a slight disconnect from my usual intuition about things though.. I really hope that's temporary

I don't know of any listener better than you. You are going to get sick of me saying how much I appreciate you.. but honestly, this is all that's keeping me going, in several ways

What do you mean about the crazy lady talking to you?
You are so confusing sometimes you know lol

Hang on.. please tell me a spider isn't the animal you'd compare him to...

Maybe what you've said will make a little more sense tomorrow. Though I seriously doubt I'm going to sleep

I meant to ask.. a few week back you said something about watching him jump? That confused me
Can't say I'm a big fan of spiders personally..

I kinda get what you mean about the magic.. I definitely felt something I couldn't explain being in her presence.. some.. heat or.. reaction just to us being close.. think I'd describe it as magnetism.. when were you last close enough for that? Don't think thinking I may not feel that again
by 4_u September 30, 2023
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A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.
I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.
by The Z Dude September 27, 2009
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