shazam

The act of using the iPhone app Shazam to identify a song heard anywhere.

Person 1 pulls out iPhone.
Person 2: any cool new songs?
Person 1: yeah listen to this
Person 2: awesome! where did u find this?
Person 1: I SHAZAMED IT!!

by Stremp January 27, 2010

shazamed

a term used by amatuer sex magicians when they have made their 'magic wand' disappear into the backdoor of a willing participant

wow look azams 'shazamed' matt again

by davidlanc April 20, 2007

shazam

used while playing multiplayer halo or any other multiplayer game it means "in your face inferior opponents"
*can only properly be used if yelled

*Shazam* mother fuckers!

by Spud August 09, 2004

Shazam!

Unzipping a man's taint from balls to anus with a pair of kiddie scissors.

Kansas Rep. Pete DeGraaf said getting raped was no different from getting a flat tire?! Someone oughta Shazam! that dude.

by MetalSancho September 13, 2011

shazam

to signify that someone has just dissed someone out.

if the disser goes "yo mama so fat, when she turns around its her birthday" (or any other kind of diss)

you say "SHAZAM!"

by dingus April 27, 2003

shazam!

When a person is holding a handful of semen and "SHAZAM!" its in you face. The person usually runs away. The person who got shazamed is now having a bad day!

1. Teacher: "Chris do you have your homework done?"
Chris: "SHAZAM!!" (runs out door)
Teacher: Damn, now im having a bad day!

2. Jon: "Hey so do you wanna play some ds later?"
Cam: "SHAZAM!" (runs away)
Jon: Shit, i hate semen in the face!

by Gizmo Maguaw May 14, 2007

shazam

What Dane Cook says to himself when he's excited.

i pay for my merch. okay? and then, i start heading towards the door okay, im calm im cool im collect. im being really savvy, the way i walk towards the door, but inside im really celebrating, im thinkin SHAZAM

by scene_hU July 31, 2006