Royal is a type of cryptid that is a series of squirrels, possums, and pigeons, all sharing the same old man costume. A Royal drinks white wine and tells a ton of lies. If you see a Royal, you’ll become allergic to dairy.
I can’t go to Dairy Queen, bro. I saw a Royal last week. Soft-serve gives me diarrhea now. I also can’t tell you what’s real and not real!
by Hecktrocutioner420 May 24, 2019
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a dick head that left nyc to live in the gay part of texas, (not that anything's wrong with that :x ), and he's washed up in counter strike.
royal is an embarrassment to the gay commmunity
by beefay May 12, 2004
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Super nerd phone phreak that spends too much time dicking with tell-us.
If someone is dailing tell-us on the bridge is royal.
by Emmanuel Goldstein September 23, 2003
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Unappealing, undesireable, and uninspiring.
1. Those nerds are worse than boring, they're royal.
2. My piece of shit car is totally royal.
by Col. Dr. April 24, 2006
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"Super nerd phone phreak that spends too much time dicking with tell-us."

^^^ The person who posted this is using inacurate information to "define" me. You have to impersonate Emmanuel Goldstein to disrespect me too? You can't even say who you are? Too scared?
"If someone is dailing tell-us on the bridge is royal."

^^^ Whoever posted this is using bad grammar and inaccurate information to give an "example" of myself.
by Royal_ December 24, 2005
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Cheating like son of a bitch who don't care about no one but his self also has a bestfriend usually that is a douche bag
I hate royalls
by Royal best friend son of March 10, 2014
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Royalty wore a deep purple so that's where this came from.
I had my hair Royal Purple & loved it! So did my family & friends! Royal Purple is my very favorite color! I also have many clothes that color.
by Starchylde June 8, 2016
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