A town where 67 girls throw up foreheads and eat their mothers mashed noses in cucumber sauce. They go around and poke every body and they like to disturb the public cause they ate fried fritts, They go around and kill the queen of england. They like to pee by soccer nets even tho their house in 30 second and 12 miles away. They make their friends over the phone and then they take them on an adventure like ferris beauler on a motorcycle eathing his grandmas sporks. They have wheels as feet and they call people that live in california at 3 AmThey are eating cucumbers and you better watch out cause there gonna chop you up with their baby livers and wheel feet. they throw fat bitches in the dumpster and they like justinian.
by nickle von strontenburg April 9, 2005
home of the sluttiest, bitchest, girls and the biggest assholes of guys. rich, and stuck up, they think there the shit, every other town hates you. and although you may think everyone loves your town aka 'village' they just use you for your pot, and movie theatre.
by hatteridgewood January 8, 2009
a rich preppy snobby town. with a lot of drugs. a lot of ppl hang in town. sometimes too many people. theres always terrible traffic. all rich people here are snobs. some girls r very bitchy and gay. every single white kid thats rich lives here pretty much. its gay. every1 in ridgewood is racist and they judge ppl by the size of their house and they amount of expencive shit they have. its gay.
by Nicoleyyy August 29, 2006
A town in South Western Queens,but a small portion runs into Brooklyn. Ridgewood is generally a safe neighborhood,though areas on the Bushwick border and industrial areas on the western side best are avoided at night,or when alone. The 104th Precinct(including most of Ridgewood,plus Glendale,Middle Village and Maspeth) reported:
-0 Murders(2 in 2003)
-18 Rapes(9 in 2003)
-197 Robberies(281 in 2003)
-118 Felonious Assaults(108 in 2003)
-450 Burglaries(461 in 2003)
-0 Murders(2 in 2003)
-18 Rapes(9 in 2003)
-197 Robberies(281 in 2003)
-118 Felonious Assaults(108 in 2003)
-450 Burglaries(461 in 2003)
by GAME50 October 10, 2005
Less then 25 minuits from Manhattan, Ridgewood is a wroking-class town in Queens,New York(a small portion dips into Brooklyn).Ridgewood has tons of stores and alot of the kids that live there are highly active and cool.To the north is Bushwick,south is East New York,west is Williamsburg and east is Glendale. Ridgewood has people from all races,mostly being Black,Hispanic,Polish and Indian. Transportation is great(busses,trains,taxi stations and yellow cabs),but parking in Ridgewood is absulutley murder.
by playaz only August 24, 2005
A town in Queens,New York that's very close to Brooklyn.To the North of Ridgewood,is Buswick-Americas worst neighborhood.To the East,there's Glendale and East New York,to the South is Maspeth and to the west is Bedford-Stuyyvesant(AKA Bedsti).Ridgewood contains people of all races,mosly being Black,Hispanic,Indian and Polish.
by Da Hood Balla July 11, 2005
"Aye bruh, where the thirsty bitches at??"
"They choking on dick in the Ridgewood NJ movie theatre my guy"
"They choking on dick in the Ridgewood NJ movie theatre my guy"
by MetroSnoozin April 11, 2017