man1: Yo man, you see that pudge?
man2: Yea, f***in a man.
by mikedakwik February 12, 2010
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A clingy weird guy who liked a girl and she wanted to only be friends but he completely ignored her, went for her friend , and removed her from his priv. L person fr.
Pudge has fine friends!
by Okay lol February 15, 2022
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Shortened for 'pack fudge'
Hey Micko, did you have a good pudge session at home with your boyfriend today on melbourne cup day?
by malargus November 1, 2010
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A fat balding North American with a double chin. Often wanting to poke anything they come in contact with. If finger be broken, sporks can be used.
Your mom is a pudges.
I am a pudges.
by TigurX December 9, 2003
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Pudge is a relitively harmless fat body from Kansas City. He enjoys eating food... alot, and he also plays videogames.
Pudge! Stop eating my cat you fat pieces of shit!
by The Great Geebus February 27, 2004
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I am Pudge, I am the Pudge, a Pudge is a weird child by my standards. If you are a Pudge, welcome, we are an army of weirdos that will most likely rule over the world on day.
Pudge 1: hey, is that another Pudge?
Pudges 12345678910111213141516171819: I think so!!
Pudge 1: HEY, ARE YOU PUDGE?
Me: yes...?
Pudge 1: join our army!!!!
Me:OK...?
by PudgeThePotatoSaysMoo November 7, 2018
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The requirement for a friend to sleep with your boyfriend/girlfriend so that you can dump him/her.
"Listen mate I need a favour. My girlfriend's doing my head in. Can ya pudge her?".

by Will Marston May 19, 2003
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