Pooter

A plastic container with two tubes attached. One is sucked on, and the other is pointed at whatever you want to suck into the container.

"See if you can get that bug with your pooter."

by Rastapopolus March 7, 2005

Pooter

A portmanteau of Poop and Pottebaum, used too indicate severe phallic-licking to the point of being a cock-teether. Primarily used when referring too Brian Pottebaum, Boulder, Colorado.

Other variations include: Poo-Ta-Ta, Poo-Bear, Poo-Bomb.

1. Where's Pooter at?

2. Don't be such a Pooter.

by T. Riad April 21, 2005

Pooter

A pooter is either 2 cheeks on your face or your arse.
Which ever 2 cheeks you decide are your pooter's, they become your pooter's. Pooter.

Hey, your pooter is on your face! Wtf, mines on my arse.

by Yopootersrok101 April 16, 2010

The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.

Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!

by The World Famous Pooter September 24, 2008

pooter

slang term for your A-hole.

When the river runs red, take the pooter trail.

by Christopher james bueler February 22, 2005

pooter

redneck term for pussy

girl, i need some pooter.

by peter parker May 1, 2003

pooter

release of gas. Like a fart. Often used in Hawai'i as a slang word.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.

Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!

by grumpypooper October 4, 2011