Police

the dumass idiots that arreested you for skateboarding
by rusty February 13, 2003
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Police

(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist
The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.
by Tom Honeyfield May 13, 2005
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Police

Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.
Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.
by Lord October 06, 2003
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Police

A wonder person who keeps bad people away and keeps you safe. They can be sweet and funny or strict and unpleasant.
Wow that police officer just saved her life.
by Mirna da cool December 18, 2019
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Police

The guys who protect you and your fellow citizens, and enforce law and order. Some are corrupt, and some are bigoted, and most of them are arrested. Some aren't, just as some criminals aren't, which is sickening. For the most part they're alright. Some want them abolished, although they have a fetish for being slaughtered by serial killers
Larry: "The police should be fucking abolished. You hear what they did to George Floyd? Fucking inhumane"
Nick: "Really, out of the countless officers that risk their life to save you? You're a dumbass. If they abolished them, either gangs or a foreign power would slaughter us!"
by Darth N1h1lus June 13, 2020
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Police

5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power
The 5 0 is here! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here!
by Jason April 09, 2003
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Police

Some fucking bastards who never mind their own business
(if you are under 18 drinking vodka)
Police: That is illegal if you're under 18.
You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours!
Police: Who needs friends?
You: Someone with a life, get one.
by It's none of your business January 11, 2005
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