Pepsi

The best tasting soda on the face of this planet. Older relative of Mountain Dew, which Coke has failed to create an equal soda of such awesomeness. Pepsi isn't cheap teeth rotting sludge that can clean acid off a car battery.

Bernie: Hey, when was the last time you had a Coke?
Boris: When I used it to clean off my car battery.
Bernie: Want a Pepsi?
Boris: Why not? At least it won't rot my teeth!

by Mr. $mithers December 06, 2009

Pepsi

Devil Juice, Crap, Worse than Coke.

"Hey Earl do you wanna get me a pepsi?"

"Hell naw thats devil juice"

by DrkTy May 13, 2005

Pepsi

A more specific word for dipshit. This guy has his hair gelled every day, is early for work or school every day, is a pervert, uses medication to fix all of his health problems, has the new stuff and trends in life, he trys his best at life to be perfect and happy. He usually is a son of a soccer mom, is a A+ student, and loves everyone. He is wealthy.

"You got the $500 new type of Ipod and drive a corvette to school? You my friend are a Pepsi."

by Elite Enemy December 30, 2007

Pepsi

Pop (or soda) that comes in different varieties. It is the main competetor with Coca-Cola, and a good alternative to heavy boozing.
Pepsi comes in several kinds now. They include: Original, full-calorie Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, special half-calorie Pepsi, and Christmas Spice Pepsi.

I think I'll have a Pepsi.

by jonesy December 11, 2004

Pepsi

A term to describe the overrated midget merchant that is Lionel messi "pepsi" he's so bad he can't even score a simple spot kick against Chile not so good for a "goat"

Pepsi oh ya that guy that can't even grow past 5'7

by Pepsi hater July 23, 2021

Pepsi

Pure crap, drink Coke products or from the independent company Dr. Pepper

First and last time Pepsi drinker: ''Whoa! what was that, you mean they actually call that a soft drink.Excuse me while I vomit(puke),next time I'll think smarter and drink Coke Products.''

by Cokefan December 30, 2003

Pepsi

A cola that has a flatter, more acidic taste than Coca-Cola.

Regular Coke is a lot better than regular Pepsi, but diet Pepsi Twist is better than other diet colas.

by Anonymous July 27, 2004