Chuck Norris 

One of the most overrated action stars to ever exist. The only reason for his success in anything is his coming into contact with Bruce Lee.

Random Idiot: "Dude, God created the world in 6 days;then Chuck Norris took over."

CommonSense: Chuck Norris facts were funny for about a second.

Random Idiot: *Head explodes*

Chuck Norris by JonnyCe June 25, 2009

chuck norris 

Fuck Norris. His movies suck ass. Always have, and always will. He is a washed up actor, and it's toture to have to hear those goddamn "random fact" jokes about him. THEY ARN'T FUCKING FUNNY!!! Bruce Lee could kick Norris' ass. Bruce Lee really was a mean s.o.b. Infact, Lee let Norris be in one of his movies...in which he kicked the shit outta him. I don't understand why all these fucking retards idolize shitty martial artists like Norris instead of actual badasses.

Norris Lover:"Chuck Norris has really been dead for 10 years now...he doesn't know it though, becuase the Grim reaper is too scared to tell him. LOLerz!!!"

Non-Norris Lover:"...I'm gonna stab you in the face with a soddering iron now..."

chuck norris by Senator Assface August 6, 2006

Chuck Norris 

The act of the Chuck Norris is as follows (only people who own a Total Gym should attempt this act, or serious injury could be incurred)

Just before ejaculation, rip your dick through the condom, cum on your foot, and roundhouse kick your bitch in the face. When she says "What the fuck?", say "Don't mess with Texas."

Last night your mom was gettin crazy so I chuck norrised her and she calmed down.

Chuck Norris by BradyC November 17, 2007

Chuck Norris 

After having sex with your girlfriend, roundhouse kick her in the face and get out.

My bitch used teeth, so i gave her a good ol' Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by guy15 October 27, 2010

chuck norris 

not as cool as bruce willis, and never will be.

wow that sucks, its so chuck norris.

chuck norris by mbomb May 15, 2007

Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris is vastly over rated.

Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris by Dex` April 15, 2006

Chuck Norris 

No man can describe such a word. Some say that he is a devout christian. He lays in his bed at night and waits for Jesus to pray to him.

Jesus: Hey, umm, Chuck? May I call you Chuck?

Chuck Norris: What is it

Jesus: Hey, uh, can you, uh, please stop swimming on land, you're making me look bad. Sorry for the notice....

(Awkward Pause)

Jesus: NAW! Jus kidding man..... :(

Chuck Norris by PLopPLopFizzFizz June 3, 2010