Nerd
A delicious candy made by Wonka. They are pretty much crystalized sugar in a color coating that people love to give out on halloween.
Nerd by Chuckie226 October 11, 2003
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A person constantly criticized for being overly obsessed with his/her school work. The criticizers usually work for the nerds.
"I remember you, I use to kick your ass for doing your homework at school. Too bad you are my boss now."
nerd by EG student May 16, 2005
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An outdated term describing all the individuals who pursue all da intellectual interests of life. They are the captains of industry and chiefs of entertainment. They usually have heavy focus on non-mainstream outdated interests, & many r solely obsessed with 1 particular interest..
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
They created all da arts. From science, mathematics, music, cooking, machines, cars, boats, history, literature, theatre, computers, phones, weapons, video games. They are responsible 4 all the entertainment that goes on in our modern day lives but we fail 2 give them credit.
However, because of the amount of time spent on self devotion to creative hobbies, they lack severely in socials skills. Dey forget the important tasks of life- such as cleaning, washing, maintaining, housekeeping but leave their mommies 2 do their work for them.
Dey go through school being picked on, bullied, tortured. However, often times what they do in school often carries over 2 adult life.
Then one day dey become horny & their hormones take over - so when dey try to pursue da opposite sex, all dey have to talk about is their nerdy obsession of 1 interest. Instead of being well rounded, this is exactly why dey have a hard time getting laid.
Because dey spend 2 much time with their hobbies in their adult life, dey forget about relationships & having sex. They turn 40 & shit hits da fan, look back at their life wishing dey had all da sex, & then blame da jocks who picked on them in school 4 having more sex than them.
Guy: Let me take you somewhere
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Sure, where would you liūke to go?
Guy: Wanna come to my concert? I have a jazz band if you wanna hear. You like jazz?
Girl: Ewwww....... no loser. Why do you like jazz anyway? Its so outdated. Kids nowadays listen to EDM and hip hop.
Guy: But dont you wanna have some fun???
Girl: Ewwww NOOO. Id have more fun with my friends going to an EDM festival than listen to some of your nerdy jazz music that no one likes anymore.
Guy: Do you wanna have sex?????
Girl: Ewwwwwww. Go away!!! Leave me alone NERD!!!!!!!!!!
nerd by the_fruitarian February 18, 2021
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jock/jerk: hahaha you got honor roll
smart person: yeah so
jock/jerk: it means your a nerd
smart person: actually we prefer the term intellectually badass
jock/jerk:*stands dumbfounded*
smart person:*walks away laughing*
smart person: yeah so
jock/jerk: it means your a nerd
smart person: actually we prefer the term intellectually badass
jock/jerk:*stands dumbfounded*
smart person:*walks away laughing*
nerd by notageeknotanerd May 31, 2010
Nerd
A person who's highly intelligent and generally is against the mainstream of society. Unlike the goths, they are truely non-conformists. In the past they were generally shunned by society due to a lack of physical attractiveness, intelligence, and unusual maturity. A great illustration of Nerd life "back in the day" is the Revenge of the Nerds movies. In the modern area a "nerd" no longer is shunned from society. A modern nerd generally likes computers and video games. They could look like the nerds of old but they can also look like normal people.
Many have theorized to why nerds have been accepted into the mainstream. Two popular theories is that when video games became mainstream nerds and their mortal enemies the jocks were able to become friends. Also because computers now dominate our society nerds are accepted.
Also take note that the portion of nerds who are still shunned from society have became either a goth or an emo.
Many have theorized to why nerds have been accepted into the mainstream. Two popular theories is that when video games became mainstream nerds and their mortal enemies the jocks were able to become friends. Also because computers now dominate our society nerds are accepted.
Also take note that the portion of nerds who are still shunned from society have became either a goth or an emo.
nerd
Something that all the jocks, rebels and gangstas become when highschool comes to an end and need to get a real job because throwing a football around won't get you anywhere anymore, teenage rebellion becomes a lost cause and being a gangbanger will just land you in jail. Also someone that the aformentioned will likely be working for
Jock: You mean no one cares if I can throw a 50 yard pass?
Rebel: The system isn't going anywhere?
Gangsta: Selling blow will put me in jail?
Nerd: That's right. Now one of you go get me some coffee.
Rebel: The system isn't going anywhere?
Gangsta: Selling blow will put me in jail?
Nerd: That's right. Now one of you go get me some coffee.
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Present:
Jock: Haha he's a nerd <pushes nerd into trashcan>
20 years later....
Nerd: Jocky, I need that <insert some work-related thing here>
Jock: Yes, boss
Jock: Haha he's a nerd <pushes nerd into trashcan>
20 years later....
Nerd: Jocky, I need that <insert some work-related thing here>
Jock: Yes, boss