back loader

To take a hearty shit in the back part of a toilet causing it to constantly refill with dirty water

Andrew released a back loader into Bob's toilet causing mass plumbing problems and a strong and steady stench of shit

by Nolan D. April 26, 2008

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008

a free loader

Someone who takes advantage of friends by consuming their alcohol, drugs, food, or anything desirable without contributing anything.

A person who uses up all your drugs and alcohol and then leaves.

After I passed out, John smoked all the goods left in the jar!

Response:
Yeah, he is a free loader, get used to it.

by venusdmoola October 18, 2010

the muzzle loader

Ok once you are fucking a girl from behind stop, pull out, pop a copenhegen out of your mouth, place it on the rim of her ass and........load the muzzle!

The girl was ready and willing so, I gave her the muzzle loader.

by scott ak October 10, 2006

skid loader

term used to refer to the penis when two men are having anal sex

His skid loader wasn't very powerful.

by BMAW November 30, 2009

Fruit Loader

The giver in a homosexual relationship.

Juan only goes for feminem men because he is a fruit loader.

by Fear No Beer November 19, 2007

top loader

Term used to refer to the late-model NES. Games are inserted into the top and stick out from it, similar to a SNES or Genesis. Contrast this with the original side loader model, where the games did not stick out and were covered by an opening/closing flap. Also adopted a different controller style from the side-loading NES, the shape of which earned it the nickname "dog bone"; this controller is widely considered inferior to the previous square controller. Top loaders can be easily found on eBay at somewhat exorbitant prices.

Top loaders are fine and all, but nothing says "Nintendo" like that chunky old side loader.

by roundthewheel January 10, 2008