by jimmyjone$$ March 10, 2010
A comedian who's joke is to sing terribly. She has been seen on many show's and has won awards. She also likes to run around half naked while singing.
by ferrettamer September 15, 2010
by MAZZAGEEGEE August 18, 2010
A term to describe a douchebag-like skank. A Ke$has natural habitat is Los Angeles, California. Ke$has are swift but swerve to the side or collapse due to being drunk or stoned. They make tick tock noises and talk non-sense like blah blah blah. You will know who is a Ke$ha when u ask them "Who are you?" and they respond with "We R who we R". If a Ke$ha's identity is revealed, they will blow up and glitter will fly everywhere. Another way to identify a Ke$ha is by listening to their voice. They sound like girls most of the time, but sometimes their voices drops and they begin to sound like a guy.
Guy 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, apparently that girl I tried to hook up with was a Ke$ha... Nearly got out of there alive"
Guy 2: "Yeah, apparently that girl I tried to hook up with was a Ke$ha... Nearly got out of there alive"
by XPired Milk May 18, 2011
An artist that became popular in early 2010. Has been described as "trashy, garbage, slut, just another pop ho". When in reality, Ke$ha has an IQ of over 140, and scored 1500 on her SAT. She turned down a scholarship to Barnard College to follow her dreams in the music industry. She sang the hook on Flo Rida's "Right Round", but didn't take credit for it because she wanted to make it on her own in the industry (unlike Keri Hilson, who ONLY sings hooks and then ATTEMPTS to do her own thing... Yuck). Her mom handed out demo's which landed in the hands of record producers, and the rest is music history. Ke$ha does all her own makeup for her concerts, and still shops at thrift stores. Yes, she does use auto tune, but then again, so does T-Pain, The Black Eyed Peas, and several other popular artists. She does look like Taylor Swift yet bad ass, which happens to be pretty sexy.
Dumbass: Ugh, is this Ke$ha??? She's SUCH a dumb hoe! Probably lives on a street corner somewhere in LA!!
Me: If you hate her so much, why are you singing along and dancing like a maniac?
Dumbass: ...... It's catchy....
Me: Shut up.
Me: If you hate her so much, why are you singing along and dancing like a maniac?
Dumbass: ...... It's catchy....
Me: Shut up.
by Juststatingthefacts November 11, 2010
A singer who loves to party, drink, and have a good time. Usually dates men with beards, and likes to have slumber parties in her basement with anyone.
by floofy123 November 15, 2010
24-year-old pop singer from Nashville, Tennessee that signed to Dr. Luke's Kemosabe label in 2005. Spent a good 4 years behind the scenes co-writing and providing vocals for other artists before releasing Animal.
Peeves about Ke$ha's music include overkill of autotune, inane lyrics, and the fact that it's even called "music." Contrary to its content, she isn't an alcoholic streetwalker. She admits she enjoys partying and drinking, but not in excess. She wouldn't appear in Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, for fear of being visually objectified.
However, she's not amazing. Yes, I have listened to "Goodbye," "Invisible," and the like. While "Kesha" is reputably fresher in style, the lyrical quality and her voice, while pleasant, is amateurish at best.
Fans have also come across and gloat about a little-known fact that her IQ is over 140. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I have to turn in a 34-page astrophysics paper. However, as an artist, she proves to be just the kind of mediocre, clubbing-enthused pop star romping about, besides that giddy dash of glitter.
Not only are her lyrics "unique" and "ballsy," they are also empowering to women, such as in "Blah Blah Blah," when demanding guys to "show them where their dicks at," is considered an one-up to the number of times women have been objectified in music. Despite her noble goal, she seems to have forgotten that women empowerment doesn't equal misandry/male objectification.
Peeves about Ke$ha's music include overkill of autotune, inane lyrics, and the fact that it's even called "music." Contrary to its content, she isn't an alcoholic streetwalker. She admits she enjoys partying and drinking, but not in excess. She wouldn't appear in Flo Rida's "Right Round" video, for fear of being visually objectified.
However, she's not amazing. Yes, I have listened to "Goodbye," "Invisible," and the like. While "Kesha" is reputably fresher in style, the lyrical quality and her voice, while pleasant, is amateurish at best.
Fans have also come across and gloat about a little-known fact that her IQ is over 140. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I have to turn in a 34-page astrophysics paper. However, as an artist, she proves to be just the kind of mediocre, clubbing-enthused pop star romping about, besides that giddy dash of glitter.
Not only are her lyrics "unique" and "ballsy," they are also empowering to women, such as in "Blah Blah Blah," when demanding guys to "show them where their dicks at," is considered an one-up to the number of times women have been objectified in music. Despite her noble goal, she seems to have forgotten that women empowerment doesn't equal misandry/male objectification.
From Ke$ha's infamous "Tik Tok":
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back."
Silly critics. That Jack Daniels bit was OBVIOUSLY meant to be absurdist.
"Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back."
Silly critics. That Jack Daniels bit was OBVIOUSLY meant to be absurdist.
by Spiritus Palimpsestuous July 15, 2011