Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
by millsad September 24, 2015
The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.
Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana
by joeydud15 July 22, 2013
Katana Zero is Hotline Sekiro that's also the great great great great grandchild of John Wick and Max Payne
by CrossEdgeX7 April 2, 2020
Someone who thinks the katana is the ultimate weapon, unbeatable by any other sword. Also call Kanata Fanbois.
"Dude look what I got! It's a combat ready katana! Imma win for sure now!"
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."
"I never had you pegged for a Katana Cultist, get that out of here."
by Nilgodmode January 21, 2015
A piece of rebar, or other very heavy material, with a grip made of tape at the end. This is designed to simulate a sword for forms, while ramping up the challenge involved.
Hiro is in his 20-by-30 at the U-Stor-It. He is spending a little time in Reality, as per the suggestion of his partner. The door is open so that ocean breezes and jet exhaust can blow through. All the furniture - the futons, the cargo pallet, the experimental cinderblock furniture - has been pushed up against the walls. He is holding a one-meter-long piece of heavy rebar with tape wrapped around one end to make a handle. The rebar approximates a katana, but it is very much heavier. He calls it redneck katana.
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
- Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson
by mortal sky September 8, 2010
A Really kick-ass sportbike that gets beat by gsx-r's in all speed contests but that you can ride for more than 10 minutes without losing circulation to your arms and legs.
"Man i just flew by that slow-ass can-o-tuna."
Ten minutes later. gixxer by side of road regaining feeling in legs.
"Man that suzuki katana just flew by me. i sure look dumb now."
Ten minutes later. gixxer by side of road regaining feeling in legs.
"Man that suzuki katana just flew by me. i sure look dumb now."
by joe pooper 101 April 24, 2008
Katana is amazing is amazing
by Katana is amazing October 20, 2019