jayson is the BIGGEST ASSHOLE HE MAKES YOU WANT TO THROW UP !! LYING DECEITFUL LITTLE ASS. SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKING NEXT TUESDAY BITCH.
by Sbshjqkwnhbguu September 25, 2018
by the #1 ho July 13, 2008
A Jayson is a sad soul sitting in a Data Mining Class, wallowing in the infinite confusion and statistics at the time.
Person A: Hey! Is that a Chris!?
Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...
Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?
Person B: No, it's just a Jayson...
Person C: JAYSON!!! JAYSON!! JAYSON!?
by Staley12345 October 17, 2017
the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful lovable person you could ever meet. even speaking to him is like floating on clouds
by hexgrl May 3, 2023
by pikey October 31, 2004
The next Lebron James. The kid is goated as fuck already and he has more comin his way. He is the small forward for the Boston Celtics (aka the best team in the association). The light skin mamba.
Random guy: Who is that sexy dude playing small forward for the C’s
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum
Any educated person: Oh that’s just the light skin mamba, Jayson Tatum
by Your local genius March 20, 2020
HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.
by super_nerd_123 March 9, 2016