Dunking

Using a public toilet with the incident of having the man's testicles hanging below the water line.

Jimmie: That hotel was horrible! I'm never going stopping there again.
John: What made it so bad?
Jimmie: The toilets were so shallow, I was dunking every time.
John: Good enough reason for me!

Dunking

by OrinjNanu July 29, 2011

Dunking

To dunk is to jump in the air and stretch your shirt bottom out, landing over someones head so that they unsuspectingly land inside your shirt front. This is best done with hoodies and loose fitting tees.

Matt dunked me so hard the other day it hurt my neck.

What happened to Jay?

He got arrested for dunking midgets in Liberty Village.

by Dunkmaster86 April 11, 2011

Dunk

To be thoroughly humiliated or insulted to the point where you cannot return with a comeback. It is generally a far more severe case than a plain burn.

Eric was dunked by his friends for saying he enjoys ballet.

by Griffinfuhrer January 01, 2005

the dunk

the act of having one girl give you a handjob while anohter gives you a rimjob, because a dunk is a hand to the rim

"i met these two skanks at this frat last night. they were so freaky they gave me the dunk."

by green-seventeen October 29, 2006

dunk

'Dunk' to promptly insert and remove an item into a vessel or fluid.

Dunk... Most common use in northern England involving a cup or mug and a biscuit.
"Oh shit, me biscuit's fallen in me brew".
Brew meaning a cup or mug of tea.

by DIZZYskin January 04, 2008

dunk

One who is beyond the traditional definition of being drunk. They must meet 2 of the following 3 requirements:

1) Take prescription medications with copious amounts of alcohol. These prescription medications must not include antibiotics, antifungals, or antidepressants. They must fall into one of the following categories: Valium, Vicodin (or Vicodin derivatives), Xanax. A mix of all three categories is preferable.
2) Eat Whataburger late at night and not remember doing so the following day. Or if one does remember, they must consider it the most delicious food ever to grace the planet known as Earth.
3) One must pass out during mid french fry ketchup (or catsup) dip with one's hand gracing the ketchup (or catsup) container and/or dish.

I got so dunk last night that I can hardly remember getting my strawberry anus.

My fag mop is especially moist this morning due to the fact that I was dunk.

That ass farmer got dunk.

by poop_jesus August 08, 2006

dunk

to be cool, savage, or osm.

that sweatshirt is dunk man!

by gblaufus August 23, 2017