Collegiate Darwinism 

A theory posed by a Penn State student (Stevezee), contending that "survival of the fittest" applies to the social life of college students.

Collegiate Darwinism: 3-5 friends go on a road trip to a college where they have no friends. Everyone must find a bed. House parties, bars & late night pizza joints are recommended places to find a bedmate. As the night progresses, friends will see that the strongest survive, no matter what it takes. Those that sleep with "fat chicks" should be congradulated for finding a bed, not admonished for lowering any standards. Meet up at a diner the next morning to tell your stories. Compare strategies, learn from your mistakes, and go to a different school and try it again.

Collegiate Darwinism by david.g. December 9, 2008

uncle darwinism 

NOUN: a loud midget that yells like a SBL boy at my basketball games and is like TRROW DEE BALL!! (urge of every word)and also like HAANDS APP!!

ADJECTIVE: like Darwin bulls

NOUN: Yo bulls! I'm gonna go with Darwinism to the basketball game where he will be MAD DARWINISM and auntie lolet is like I HABE TO BRABE DE ESTORM! and darwin is like no TU umbrellllla we GO TOgeter MOM

ADJECTIVE: OMGosh THAT IS SO DARWINISM! (the bulls that like i am de auntie lolet olet and like omgosh i am having a wallet in my pants and a foot long leg with chuby salty brown toes and i'm pressing my salty brown lips with it spurting out and i am like ew pishbulls oil!)

Umm..Darwin Boy with the midget face!

uncle darwinism by BoyBee March 18, 2005

Party Darwinism 

The application of Charles Darwin's theory of evolution to partying. While there are different branches of Party Darwinism, most adherents agree to the following beliefs:

1. Parties evolve throughout the evening so that only the "fittest" and "best partiers" are able to keep partying. Weaker partiers end up going home, vomiting, or getting lost.

2. Partying evolution strengthens the party and makes it more fun.

3. Those who attempt to help weaker partiers continue throughout the evening ultimately just slow down the partying evolution and make it less fun for everyone.

Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "Dude, stop trying to help Steve up after he falls over on his face from drinking too much. Just let him lay in the gutter."

Friend 2 (Party Socialist): "C'mon man. It's so much more fun when we all stay together and move at the same pace and split our drinks."

Friend 1 (Party Darwinist): "I believe in Party Darwinism. Leave the weak behind. Only the strong deserve to keep partying."

Party Darwinism by Party-or-Die September 19, 2011

economic darwinism 

A population control method. Whereby everyone is sterilized at birth. When they can afford to reverse the procedure they have proven themselves ready and fit to reproduce.

If people are serious about population control they will need to decide between economic darwinism or some other method that may be race or religion based.

economic darwinism by Angatkuq January 26, 2011

Social Darwinism 

Having a Twitter war with every one on social media.

I am great at Social Darwinism! I should rule over people like Bill Gates and whatnot.

Social Darwinism by Magnus Jackson October 22, 2017

dating Darwinism 

Survival of the fittest. Which man/woman will be left standing to suit your dating needs.

I like them all. But it’s like dating Darwinism. Whoever deals with my shit the longest is the fittest.

dating Darwinism by ash_santos January 11, 2020

Testicular Darwinism 

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

Testicular Darwinism by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021