Kentucky Hall Crawler 

When a voluptuous woman attached a suction cup dildo to a mans lower back, and rides him like a steed as he shits on the carpet.

My wife finally asked me to perform the Kentucky Hall Crawler

Kentucky Hall Crawler by Stan McCormack February 4, 2021

pole crawler 

An ugly stripper, a fat stripper

YO dude that pole crawler has quite the mug on her !!!

pole crawler by Joe LaRussa July 23, 2006

Café Crawler 

A motorcycle which has been modified to appear similar to a café racer, although shares few if any qualities of a legitimate café racer. This motorcycle will typically have lower handle bars, missing air box, and aftermarket muffler however will handle worse and have less power than if it were left stock.

That café crawler will only reach the ton if it goes off a cliff.

Your bike is not a café racer, it is a café crawler and you are in denial.

Café Crawler by MotoSurgeon October 6, 2011

monkey crawler 

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.

The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.

monkey crawler by Biomed88 October 13, 2013

Carolina crawler 

A sex move that involves reverse, aggressive, unnecessary fellatio that causes the receiver to crawl across a surface and violently kick the aggressor repeatedly resulting in surprisingly volatile orgasm for both participants.

My brief visit to the Deep South left me battered and bruised from the multiple Carolina Crawlers I received at the hands of many a sultry delta queen.

Carolina crawler by Yesterday’s Page June 12, 2016

Wall crawler 

Noun - Someone who recoils off the bed (and up the wall in some cases) as a result of mind blowing sex, whether it be actual intercourse or oral.

Adjective - phenomenal sex, leading to the girl recoiling off the bed and "crawling" up the wall.

n. Dude, last night I was giving it to Jane real rough and she became a wall crawler.

adj. Last night me and Jane had a real wall crawler.

Wall crawler by KingKnives February 3, 2008

Porch Crawler 

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brian: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?

Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawler. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brian: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.

Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawler or something?

Porch Crawler by TheDarkness420 January 22, 2010