by Saucyboy anonymous January 5, 2019
a place in northern pennsylvania where drugs, drinking, kicking kid's asses and getting pregnant are the popular things to do. stupid ass school.
"yo, you know that chick tina?"
"yeah yeah man"
"she goes to oil city area high school."
"dude, bad news."
"yeah yeah man"
"she goes to oil city area high school."
"dude, bad news."
by birthing bitches January 8, 2008
Johnson City Senior High School (aka Johnson Shitty), is a school that pretends to be the skinny kid at fat Camp. This school has more drug users than honor students. The school with poor test performances, terrible standardized test scores, has completely given up on academics. Instead of improving the knowledge of the students, they have decided to focus on music and music only. In fact, this school revolves around music. In times of great academic need, the school consistently spends more taxpayer money on musical instruments than on text books. The teachers are confused and senile and the counselors are mean and heartless.
If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.
If you have hopes of going to a good university, you can stop dreaming. Majority of the graduates go low performance Community Colleges. Even if you are the lucky one, and get into college, don’t think you’ll be ready. Johnson Shitty will not prepare you for college. Once in college, you will realize that the AP classes taught you “how to not sleep” instead of “how to learn.” If you didn’t take AP classes, you might as well drop out, it’s not like you’re going to do anything with your life, especially since you are the comical “Johnson City Graduate.” Please, do yourself a favor, and beg your parents to move.
Person 1- "Dude, where you get all dat weed?"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"
Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"
Person 2- "Some pot head at Johnson City Senior High School"
Person 1- "Excuse Me, but why are you living on the street?"
Homeless Person- "Cus im a proud Johnson City Senior High School Graduate"
by johnsonshittyy December 19, 2010
A place you never want to go. You are a supposive young adult there. When you get in trouble for something that you didn't even do you get locked in a small ass room that gets to a fucking 100 degrees fahrenheit. Sometimes half the shit you get in trouble doesn't even make any fucking sense. For example if you just are asking some lady if she is going to become a school shooter you will get in trouble. I wonder if the principal is a pedophile since the girls who look attractive and look good get away with just about every fucking thing.Even if they did something and need to be disciplined they still don't .Evidence.
To sum it all up if you want a better education and your attending oil city area high school, then get the fuck out and run while you have the fucking chance. If you don't attend this school and plan to don't. Trust me youll be better in the long.
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
A big piece of turd extruded from the shit flap of andy dick himself. The most popular things to do are shit on the principal's lawn. fuck, drink, get busted, die, & yell at people. Its one big cluster fuck of shit with more shit.
Sam: Have you been to Oil City Area High School?
Phil: yeah, it was a cluster fuck.
Sam: yeah i once chewed my leg off to get out of there
Phil: How the fuck are you still walking?!?!?
Sam:Shit....... * thump * You asshole
Phil: yeah, it was a cluster fuck.
Sam: yeah i once chewed my leg off to get out of there
Phil: How the fuck are you still walking?!?!?
Sam:Shit....... * thump * You asshole
by Fifty cal March 9, 2011
is located in University City, Missouri, an eclectic suburb of St. Louis. As of 2006, 1,103 students were enrolled at the school.
Notable alumni include the playwright Tennessee Williams, the athlete Bernard Gilkey, the Disney animator Marlon West, the cellist Leslie Parnas, the musician Jeremy Davenport, the sculptor Saunders Schultz, and the rapper Nelly.
The longtime U. City football coach Stub Muhl played with Red Grange on the great University of Illinois football team of 1924.
Notable alumni include the playwright Tennessee Williams, the athlete Bernard Gilkey, the Disney animator Marlon West, the cellist Leslie Parnas, the musician Jeremy Davenport, the sculptor Saunders Schultz, and the rapper Nelly.
The longtime U. City football coach Stub Muhl played with Red Grange on the great University of Illinois football team of 1924.
University City Sr. High School (St.Louis) has a population of all black kids.It is the crunkest school in da STL..forget all them other schools.The football team and the Basketball tean sucks pretty bad..
by KayC January 15, 2007
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