Calf Slap

The act of slapping the calf muscle on the back of the leg in a very swift, painful manner. Best applied to any idiot wearing shorts on a cold day.

Hey Edward! You should calf slap Henry cuz he's wearing shorts in December!

by Hollerin' Bobby April 18, 2008

Calf Job

When a friend asks you to repeatedly massage their calves in an up and down motion because they like the friction. This can cause a friendly rub to become an awkward task.

Nicki would ask Jillian to give her a Calf Job after a long shift while smiling and licking her lips sensually.

by LLcoolG April 23, 2009

mid calf

socks that go midway up your calf.

-markconnollyssignaturestyle

mark connolly rocks those mid calf socks, bro.

by fernando olioto (jokes, man) August 08, 2010

dope calf

The sound one makes after snorting a line of meth

I'm going to see if I can call up a dope calf

by joeypuffsalotadope January 22, 2017

booze calf

The state of being by which the calf muscle feels sore after a hard night of drinking.

Bobby: Everytime I drink, the following morning my calf feels sore.
Brandon: Yeah, I hate booze calf.

by TravisBickle1976 January 03, 2010

half calfs

socks that climb halfway up ones calf, often worn with basketball shoes and usually colored black, mainly worn by basketball players or lacross players and genarly popular people.

"hey that new kid on the b-ball team is rockin them half calfs."

by garret perry December 03, 2011

calf game

The thickness and strengh of your calves

GET YO CALF GAME UP!!!!!!!!

by WicKid April 12, 2014