National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 20, 2019

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All day balls

The act of not washing your testicles and walking around with sweaty stink ball sacks

Guy 1: yo I'm bout to smash, but I didnt take a shower yet.
Guy 2: Wait! You telling me you got some WAP coming over and you over here with all day balls?!

by Sweatiest of the meats November 29, 2020

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National Balls In Ass Day

A holiday that servers as a reminder to the NSFW video of a man farting out his own testicles, typically celebrated on November 23rd.

Man, did you know that National Balls in Ass Day is celebrated on the same day as Toms birthday?

by RcM7034 February 2, 2022

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January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day, is a national celebration in which all people no matter what age must attend into doing Cock and Ball Torture, either by using machine, hands, other people ect.

hey, it’s January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day.
I’m so excited for January 26, national Cock and Ball Torture day

by junijixx07 January 24, 2022

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