august

august is a taylor swift song and that created the month august so everyone say thank you to taylor swift

person 1: hey what month is it
person 2: its the month taylor swift created, august

by connexion August 2, 2021

August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 May 1, 2020

August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020

August

Beautiful strong girl. Loves to listen to music and doesn’t put up with anyone’s shit. Is a great independent girl but wants to share with someone but can’t find anyone that is able to handle her crazy no polar fun ass . Is great full for everything she got but still fights for more on her own time . Doesn’t care about any stupid or teacher that annoys her she will slap the shit outta someone. Looks for someone that can be supportive and has a big dick so suck hers she’s beautiful and sweet and crazy all I need in a good girlfriend. Caution will cut ur dick off.

August is crazy

by Bubble red July 4, 2018

Auguste

The coolest guy who is hot and swims fast.

Wow Auguste is fast and cool and hot

by Afakename April 3, 2021

auguste

French name for guys, usually tend to hate dutch people.

Auguste was right, dutch people are the worst...

by Jumpbridges May 22, 2017

August

a sorta nice and weird person. they're kind of tired like... all the time. they have a big attachment to anime and sushi. will ask for tea at your house.
. they draw stuff based on what they're feeling. they're extreamly gay and furry and will hug you ONLY with your permission. is awkward. they had a group of friends until this bitch named ariah fucked shit up and ruined their life. they are lonley but at least they still have some good friends left. 💕

"omg like august is such a bad drawer"

by helloworld101 April 10, 2019