Alanis

A person who is hyperactive while high. May also be described as the name of a lesbian.

1: Hey did you go to the show last night?
2: Yeah. She was being Alanis.
1: Lol.

by Funkyphresh February 24, 2013

Alanis

To perform fellatio during the watching of a film in public

Will she go down on you in a theater?" "Yeah man, she gave ma an Alanis the other night!

by JonNoClocks June 10, 2011

Alanis

giving falacio to a numerous amount of males in one night

She attempted to pull off an alanis the other night

by Jesse Dirtstash December 25, 2009

Alani

Cunt

Alani is a cunt

by Your friendly neighbourhood May 18, 2017

Alani

a bad bitch, period!

¨Welcom to Bad Bitch Town, population: Alani¨

by blahblahtengatenga June 29, 2020

alany

The sort of unfortunate or amusing coincidence or contradiction that you're tempted to label "irony", but realize isn't actually ironic at all. Named for Alanis Morisette, whose song Ironic contains many examples of alany and none of irony (except for the song as a whole, which is ironic...).

You plan a trip to a faraway city, contact your friend who lives there who you haven't seen in months, and find out she's actually going to be visiting your city that same weekend, so you'll miss each other. Such alany!

by my name is Cos December 14, 2008

Alanis

A mythical cat, with is amazingly beautiful, it has ocean blue fur and light teal stripes. It is said an Alanis can touch dirty water and purify it instantly. Natives called this the guardian of the water, there is only one on every continent with a size of lake and a height of Redwood Tree. Asians love to eat Alanis, but it might punch you.

Asian: I love the taste of Alanis
Alanis: *punch*
Asian: no you *kills Alanis* lolololololo

by Seth N Seth March 07, 2019