September 16

people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum

person: “I was born on september 16”

other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”

by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022

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September 16

National tygo day where you guys tell him how cool he is and give him free stuff

Did you know September 16 is Tycho day

by Not tycho September 16, 2022

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September 16

National Have hardcore sex with a friend day : Is when you have hardcode sex with one of your friends until you cum

Person1: lets have hardcore sex
Person2: why?
Person1: because it's September 16

Person2: okay daddy

by Tacomanssss September 17, 2021

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