batshit normal

BATSHIT CRAZY. Applies to the behavior of someone whose normal is batshit crazy.

Oh, well---you know how she is---ut today it's batshit normal.

by Lord Fairfax February 2, 2025

normal north

the opposite of the wild west

Normal North

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover February 10, 2025

Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifist's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Normal

If you use the word "normal" to describe yourself, you may suffer from the "normal" disease, and you probably identify as a straight white male. However, this disease can also have side effects, the most common being "denial" or "homophobia". If the boy in your class suddenly becomes attractive, you don't have to worry, it's something completely natural and it's most likely not a phase.

"Hey Daniel, what's your sexuality?"

"Ew what the heck, i'm normal."

by justaboringnonbinarylesbian November 23, 2021

Normal

Something people made up to make a social construct
Aka another thing that should be abolished

"they are so normal." "Don't call people "normal" it's not a thing."

by Depressed_weird_teen November 24, 2021