The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2022
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Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow
Look,Albert,put on your bra!
by kidamogus October 6, 2021
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Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.
Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!
by Elcoolaxis84 November 25, 2021
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A hot mother fucka who takes abgs but has no interest in love, preferring instead to eat ice cream because why not. Because he is part Einstein, he is a man whom everyone looks up to for guidance. Although not the best first-person shooter, it is unquestionably the best at grinding in most games. He's easily the most humble and modest person in the room, yet he also doesn't give a damn about anything. He is just concerned with his ambitions, his family, and his friends. He is an honest and practical person, although he has a tendency to lie.
Wow being like an Albert is the best
by Captain Stone November 22, 2021
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Hot sexy guy, polite and awesome
Person A: OMG! Thats Albert!
Person B: OMG! He´s so hot
by youtuber1677 October 14, 2020
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